When you fart!!

Discussion in 'General Chit Chat & Discussion' started by landman, May 15, 2011.


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    When you fart what does it smell like?

    ewwww dare i ask lol

    ...Mine are smelling of pure eggs today :confused: its killing me lol
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    Well it's strange really mine smell like something that has come from the very pits of hell however strangely enough it has a scent of pure heaven when it's my own.

    As the old saying goes everyone likes the smell of there own brand haha :D

    When it's other people's though that scent of heaven disappears!

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    Ewwwwww you guys are yuuuccckkkk lol

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    hahahahaah love it lol
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    But everyone farts I try not to in public to be polite or in the presence of ladies but if one sneaks out I just blame it on the nearest person to me :D

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    I can blame it on the dog lol

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    Tut tut you guys blaming it on others and poor little animals disgraceful.

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    Jaz did you just pump? u dirty boy
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    That's how we roll!

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    Yup we are very smelly creatures lol

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    yeah im getting that message lol yuuuckkky creatures lmao

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    Why do you say we are mucky lol

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    Sometimes it smells way too bad that I can't even stand it lmao

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    thats just criminal lol
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    Guys are ickyyy

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    im totally with you ChasingRainbows lol
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    Man! I smell bacon and eggs. :p

    Mine would probably be kinda weird-ish. I ate a bunch of food today in different varieties. Bread, beef steak, cupcake, hard biscuit, drank some apple juice and, for the main course, ate a huge plate of lobster. Mmmmm! Haven't smelled mine yet.

    Would I dare to? ;)

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    Ohhh Aquarius that is way too bad, please don't not in here lol

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    I have no problem with the way my gas smells because i am fond of eating fruits, vegetables as well as lemonade which are good for cleaning the colon -- a clean colon means a no-foul smelling fart. I also have a periodic intake of lactobacillus drink -- they contain billions of live good bacteria to fight the bad ones -- one of the many responsible for bad smelling gas output or fart.
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    Impressive! ;) Who knew users would learn these kinds of things other than what people's fart smells like in this kind of thread? :)

    Thank you!

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