The 12 states of intoxication

1. The fake drunk – the person that has one cruiser and decides to stumble and slur all over the place.

2. The happy drunk – the one that can’t stop smiling laughing and dancing in an uncoordinated manner. – usually gets lots of free alcohol as they provide copious amounts of entertainment for all those around.

3. The I love you drunk – the one that confesses their undying love for everyone “ I lobe you so mufchfd” usually ends in embarrassment

4. The ‘I have emotional problems when drunk’ – characterized by an intense sobbing in the corner, usually accompanied by mascara running down the face and a vow never to drink again

5. The pass out drunk – you probably didn’t even see this person as they were already on the floor before you got to the party

6. The booter – can’t handle copious amounts / awkward combinations of alcohol and end up with a date with the toilet seat.. if they make it..

7. The angry drunk – this person fires up like foil in the microwave at anything or anyone that gets in their way.

8. The horny drunk – you are on anything or anyone that moves or doesn’t..

9. The silent drunk – refuses to open their mouth, usually stares at inanimate objects

10. The invincible drunk – thinks they cannot die / get injured , tends to end up on the roof claiming they can fly.

11. the forgetful drunk - the person who no matter what will fail to remember the night and anything they may have/may not have done or said

12. The drunk texter/caller – reads their sent items in the morning and says "shit"

Been through them all myself but I'd say the last No 12 is VERY like me haha

LMAO I love this

I think im more of numbers 3, 8 and 12 lol

ermm 10, 11 and 12 lol they fit me perfectly sometimes i can be silent but thats rare