Why is it that when someone tells you that there are billions of stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there’s wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it? How can there be self-help "groups"? When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say? Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one? If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? The more you study, the more you know. The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know… so why study? If a man with multiple personality disorder threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? How safe is flying is debatable. Moreover, they have to have terminals at the airport? Why do they put up pictures of criminals at the post office? Are we supposed to write to these people? Why don't they put their pictures on postage stamps so that the mailmen could look for them while they are delivering the mail?
I am gonna use them! There a very good. It makes people laugh in a good way! You can make really long conversations with those beginnings!
