2 old ladies sitting in church 1 leans over and whispers to the other "my butt is going to sleep" the other replies "I know I have heard it snore 3 times"
This is a funny story but it illustrates the pain of getting old which is something unavoidable unless we die early -- and which majority of us would wish not to happen lol...
That is too funny. I see that I'll have to visit this section very often for a good laugh. I'm still laughing at this one. It's going down in my own personal joke book. Thanks for the much needed laugh.