Funny Translation Mistakes!

Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor' started by clauemi, May 30, 2011.


    Level 3 Mingler 40%

    I was laughing so hard with these I almost fell out of bed lol.

    Japanese hotel room - You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid
    Paris hotel elevator - Please leave your values at the front desk
    Tokyo hotel - It is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such a thing is please not read this notice
    Bucharest hotel - The list is being fixed for the next day. During this time you will be unbearable
    Leipzig elevator - Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up
    Athens hotel - Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11am daily
    Belgrade elevator - To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving then going alphabetically in national order.
    Sarajevo hotel - The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid
    Moscow hotel - You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists and writers are buried daily except Thursday
    Swiss menu - Our wines leave you nothing to hope for
    Hong Kong tailors shop - Ladies may have a fit upstairs
    Bangkok dry cleaners - Drop your trousers here for best results
    Paris dress shop - Dresses for street walking
    Rhodes tailor shop - Order your summer suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation
    Hong Kong advert - Teeth extracted by the latest methodists
    Rome laundary - Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time
    Swiss mountain inn - Special today... no ice cream
    Copenhagen airline - We take your bags and send them in all directions
    Moscow hotel - If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it
    Norwegian lounge - Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar
    Tokyo shop - Our nylons cost more than common but they are better for the long run
    Acapulco hotel - The manager has personally passed all the water served here

    Level 2 Mingler 20%

    Wow, I did not know that! I am going to try them out. :eek:

    Level 1 Mingler 0%

    Haha the first one was my favorite. I just wonder how often we do that here in the United States with other languages.

    Level 3 Mingler 40%

    The Moscow hotel one is my favorite! I love these! I never knew that countries made these mistakes sometimes.

    Level 2 Mingler 20%

    So many of these are hilarious. I'll have to show this link to a few of my friends so they can have a good old fashioned laugh. My favorite has to be : Sarajevo hotel - The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid...;)

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