Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling. The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film. Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery. Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected! Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Nice thread, When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep, -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
Hahaha! I love the one comparing girls to phones! It is very true though! The first one is also very funny. I was laughing out loud to most of these actually!
