Funny one liners/quotes

Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor' started by mcrickeo, May 17, 2011.

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    Fighting for peace is like f*cking for virginity.

    The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

    Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

    Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

    Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.

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    "Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes."

    HEY THATS MINE!
    Heres one:
    " It's deja vu all over again"
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